A Tax Loophole: A deduction that the other guy gets.
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done.
The Palm is a joint for sadists to entertain masochists.
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
A winner must first know what losing's like.
I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.