It's a very short trip. While alive, live.

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

When young, you're shocked by the number of people who turn out to have feet of clay. Older, you're surprised by the number of people who don't.

Pay your people the least possible and you'll get from them the same.

I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.

Compliment others on the virtues they have; and they're not half as pleased as being complimented for the ones they don't have.

It's great to arrive, but the trip's most always most of the fun.