What advertising dum-dum signed up Ilie Nastase to sell a resort?! Who'd want to go where he's at?

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.

Things there are no solution to: Inflation, bureaucracy & dandruff.

People who stare deserve the looks they get.

A gun in the hand is worth any number being tested.

Since you have to do the things you have to do, be wise enough to do some of the things you want to do.

As you get older there shouldn't be anything you won't try. The payoff is that you open up whole new avenues that are fun. It's a misinterpretation of life to live it only in preparation for the next one. To subordinate the one you've got to an indefinite next round is foolish. It's a waste of this life not to live this life. What's next is anybody's guess.