. . . the most difficult thing asked by our young is not our earnings but our ears.

I make more money selling advice than following it

As you get older, don't slow down. Speed up. There's less time left!

What advertising dum-dum signed up Ilie Nastase to sell a resort?! Who'd want to go where he's at?

SM is an abbreviation of both stock market and sadomasochism-- and there are those who think they are one and the same.

When those with ability at their job get to thinking they can't be done without, they're already on their way out.

Personal & Confidential. Letters so marked should be. When the contents are only printed matter, though, the minifrauder succeeds in sowing illwill & ire.