If you can read and don't, you're dumb.
What advertising dum-dum signed up Ilie Nastase to sell a resort?! Who'd want to go where he's at?
Old age is not for sissies.
The more sympathy you give, the less you need.
Accepting blame when it's not really due sometimes makes the point better.
It's great to arrive, but the trip's most always most of the fun.