The Palm is a joint for sadists to entertain masochists.
What about the poor salesman who is calling into the office from the corner saloon instead of the home sickbed he claims he is in?
To live long and achieve happiness, cultivate the art of radiating happiness.
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done.
Advice: It's more fun to give than to receive.
I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.