Give naught, get same. Give much, get same.

Everybody has to be somebody to somebody to be anybody.

To seduce most anyone, ask for and listen to his opinion.

Compliment others on the virtues they have; and they're not half as pleased as being complimented for the ones they don't have.

Age isn't important until you run out of it.

The ultimate in futility is owning important jewelry. Insurers often insist on the wearing of paste replicas because necks with real rocks around 'em risk wringing.

What about the poor salesman who is calling into the office from the corner saloon instead of the home sickbed he claims he is in?