Stealing things is a glorious occupation, particularly in the art world.

Don't kill the golden goose.

Try managing a junkie - especially if you've never been one yourself.

I've always embraced failure as a noble pursuit. It allows you to be anti whatever anyone wants you to be, and to break all the rules.

There are two rules I've always tried to live by: turn left, if you're supposed to turn right; go through any door that you're not supposed to enter. It's the only way to fight your way through to any kind of authentic feeling in a world beset by fakery.

I've always thought that gaming and YouTube and the web is a very post-punk extravaganza.

What are the politics of boredom?