The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally for money.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.