The young think about how they'll change the world, the old think about how the world has changed.
Mardy GrotheThe best thing about the battle between the sexes is often the sex between the battles.
Mardy GrotheMen are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens; they take twenty minutes to heat up, but can go on cooking for hours.
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