Even though it runs counter to popular belief, Life's critical decisions are usually made in the heart and only later ratified by the brain.

We can never truly understand the people we hate; we can never truly hate the people we understand.

Turning seventy is like beginning the eighth inning of a baseball game. The contest is nearing completion, but there's likely to be some action, and even a few exciting plays, before the game draws to an end.

The music of lovers is not generally appreciated by lovers of music.

It is one of history's greatest ironies that, over the centuries, the pursuit of pleasure has resulted in more pain than enjoyment.

Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens; they take twenty minutes to heat up, but can go on cooking for hours.

We all know that working out reduces stress, but it's equally true that stressing out reduces work.