You hear doom and gloom about the Internet ruining young people's command of English - that's nonsense.

I stand on the corner, pretending I am a tree.

Moira was like an elevator with open sides. She made us dizzy.

You aren't sick & unhappy only alive & stuck with it.

No one knows what cuases an outer landscape to become an inner one.

Thy only authentic ending is the one provided here: John and Mary die, John and Mary die, John and Mary die.

But the adjectives change,” said Jimmy. “Nothing’s worse than last year’s adjectives.