There's something final about saying you were married once. It's like saying you were dead once. It shuts them up.

I was born in the Ottawa General Hospital right after the Gray Cup Football Game in 1939. Six months later, I was backpacked into the Quebec bush. I grew up in and out of the bush, in and out of Ottawa, Sault Ste. Marie and Toronto.

Truly amazing, what people can get used to, as long as there are a few compensations.

You're dead, Cordelia.' No I'm not. 'Yes you are. You're dead. Lie down.

Vampires get the joy of flying around and living forever, werewolves get the joy of animal spirits. But zombies, they're not rich, or aristocratic, they shuffle around. They're a group phenomenon, they're not very fast, they're quite sickly. So what's the pleasure of being one?

These things sneak up on him for no reason, these flashes of irrational happiness. It's probably a vitamin deficiency.

Yelling is a form of publishing