Never pray for justice, because you might get some.

The young habitually mistake lust for love, they're infested with idealism of all kinds.

The best way of being kind to bears is not to be very close to them.

You can't keep a cool head when you're drowning in love. You just trash around a lot and scream, and wear yourself out.

Sooner or later, I hate to break it to you, you're gonna die, so how do you fill in the space between here and there? It's yours. Seize your space.

This is what I miss, Cordelia: not something that’s gone, but something that will never happen. Two old women giggling over their tea.

All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.