Does feminist mean large unpleasant person who'll shout at you or someone who believes women are human beings. To me it's the latter, so I sign up

I always thought eating was a ridiculous activity anyway. I'd get out of it myself if I could, though you've got to do it to stay alive, they tell me.

Americans don't usually have to think about Canadian-American relations, or, as they would put it, American-Canadian relations. Why think about something which you believe affects you so little? We, on the other hand, have to think about you whether we like it or not.

Winning intoxicates you, and numbs you to the sufferings of others.

a handful of crumpled stars

Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages. They wouldn’t last long in nature. They’re too conspicuous.

A truth should exist, it should not be used like this. If I love you is that a fact or a weapon?