You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?

It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be public about it. It's not okay to be photographed with your partner.

I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form. Anger and comedy are really connected. If I'm angry about something I will try to think about something funny about it to lighten the load of the anger and cope with the anger.

The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth.

I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.

In the early '90s, there was such a limited idea of what you could see on TV.