I really (became) very independent. I was start(ed) to write one-woman shows and mak(e) films and to me I think I really felt like my choice (was) more important than any kind of career goal.

I think that sometimes people [who overreact or lash out] will hang on to their point just because they're so embarrassed that they made it. They won't set it down because they are the authors of these [disproportionate responses] and they have a lot to be embarrassed about.

I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too!

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots.

Anger and comedy are really connected.

I'm super-obsessed with 'Intervention.' I wrote a song about it.