I notice that when people have no sense of responsibility, you call them either criminals or geniuses.

I've always thought the law ought to put on spectacles, it has mighty poor eyesight once in a while.

When did Youth ever thank Age for its wisdom?

If you give way to fear, you'll be a coward; and ... a coward is apt to be a liar. The devil's first name is Fear.

There is no embarrassment quite like the embarrassment of listening to a person for whom one has a regard making a fool of himself.

In connection with death, or birth, or love, modesty is only a rather puerile self-consciousness.

I notice that when people have no sense of responsibility, you call them either criminals or geniuses.