prejudice will always exist. So will sickness and disease, but that scarcely seems sufficient reason for telling our medical scientists to put on their hats, close up their laboratories, and give the spirochetes, bacilli and viruses a free hand.

It is possible to eat English piecrust, whatever you may think at first. The English eat it, and when they stand up and walk away, they are hardly bent over at all.

What I know about money, I learned the hard way – by having had it.

My knees could have been stirred with a spoon.

when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.

it is a waste of time to ask more of people than they have to give.

This year's blasphemy is next year's liberating truth.