Don't borrow trouble. The interest is too high.
I wish people would quit telling me to think. I think. Thinking's easy. It's not thinking that's hard.
Private problems don't constitute an excuse for bad manners.
You can't drown your troubles ... because troubles can swim.
If you go around looking for accidents, asking for them, they can't be called accidents any more.
The day will probably come when you can tell everything about a person from his dreams except his age and weight.