When someone gives me three reasons instead of one, I'm inclined not to believe any of them.

If you go around looking for accidents, asking for them, they can't be called accidents any more.

You have what is known as a lot of character, meaning you can be wrong at the top of your lungs.

That's what a conscience is made of, scar tissue ... Little strips and pieces of remorse sewn together year by year until they formed a distinctive pattern, a design for living.

Shrews are made, not born.

The sun was shining like a congratulation.

Some people become so expert at reading between the lines they don't read the lines.