[T]he merciful adjustment which nature makes when what cannot be cured must be endured.

I loved something I made up

I've found out that money is the most important thing in the world and, as God is my witness, I don't ever intend to be without it again. I'll never be hungry again.

Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.

I'm tempting you with fine gifts until your girlish ideals are quite worn away and you are at my mercy.

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.

You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail. - Rhett Butler