Crackers are short on sparkle.

Well, my dear, take heart. Some day, I will kiss you and you will like it. But not now, so I beg you not to be too impatient.

I'm tired of saying, "How wonderful you are!" to fool men who haven't got one-half the sense I've got, and I'm tired of pretending I don't know anything, so men can tell me things and feel important while they're doing it.

I do not write with ease, nor am I ever pleased with anything I write. And so I rewrite.

I will think about that tomorrow!

Sir,"she said,"you are no gentleman!" An apt observation,"he answered airily."And, you, Miss, are no lady.

There'll always be wars because men love wars. Women don't, but men do.