You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
We Conservatives hate unemployment.
Marxists get up early to further their cause. We must get up even earlier to defend our freedom.
I'm happy as a dog with two dicks
There is nothing inevitable about rising unemployment.
Socialists have always spent much of their time seeking new titles for their beliefs, because the old versions so quickly become outdated and discredited.