Do you know that one of the great problems of our age is that we are governed by people who care more about feelings than they do about thoughts and ideas.

I am much nearer to creating one nation than Labour will ever be. Socialism is two nations. The privileged rulers, and everyone else. And it always gets to that. What I am desperately trying to do is create one nation with everyone being a man of property, or having the opportunity to be a man of property.

Good Conservatives always pay their bills. And on time. Not like the Socialists who run up other people's bills.

I will not stagger from expedient to expedient.

The secret of happiness is to live within your income and pay your bills on time.

I believe in the acceptance of personal responsibility, freedom of choice, and the British Empire, which took freedom and the rule of law to countries which would never have known it otherwise.

I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.