It's okay, Chancellor, you can touch them. Sometimes I just strip down to a tank top and stare at these guns in front of a mirror all day long.

I'm happy as a dog with two dicks

Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.

You can't buck the market.

When hecklers stand up, I get a mental jump for joy. It gives me something to get my teeth into - and the audiences love it.

Working hard may not make you rich, but it should make you successful.

(Not) even the US can impose peace: it has to be genuinely accepted by both parties involved.