I owe nothing to Women's Lib.

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.

How very popular to say, 'spend more on this, expend more on that.' And of course, we all have our favorite causes; I know I do. But someone has to add up the figures. Every business has to do it, every housewife has to do it, [and] every government should do it.

You will only succeed if you know that what you are doing is right and you know how to bring out the best in people.

Is there conscience in the Kremlin? Do they ever ask themselves what is the purpose of life? What is it all for?... No. Their creed is barren of conscience, immune to the promptings of good and evil.

The spirit of envy can destroy; it can never build.

When hecklers stand up, I get a mental jump for joy. It gives me something to get my teeth into - and the audiences love it.