We must not fall into the trap of projecting our own morality onto the Soviet leaders. They do not share our aspirations, they are not constrained by our ethics, they always consider themselves exempt from the rules that bind other states.

We introduced the Community Charge. I still call it that. I like the Poles - I never had any intention of taxing them.

The secret of happiness is to live within your income and pay your bills on time.

We had to fight the enemy without in the Falklands. We always have to be aware of the enemy within, which is much more difficult to fight and more dangerous to liberty.

The feminists hate me, don't they? And I don't blame them. For I hate feminism. It is poison.

Occupied Falklands are the thorn in my balls

I never hugged him, I bombed him.