There are only two kinds of men who become dentists. The ones who love it and ones who get miserable. Think round and you'll see I'm right.

If one cannot command attention by one's admirable qualities one can at least be a nuisance

He did not arrive at this conclusion by the decent process of quiet, logical deduction, nor yet by the blinding flash of glorious intuition, but by the shoddy, untidy process halfway between the two by which one usually gets to know things.

I am one of those people who are blessed, or cursed, with a nature which has to interfere. If I see a thing that needs doing I do it

The optimism of a healthy mind is indefatigable.

Good doctors get a mechanic's pleasure in making you tick over.

Self-satisfaction is the state of mind of those who have the happy conviction that they are not as other men.