There are only two kinds of men who become dentists. The ones who love it and ones who get miserable. Think round and you'll see I'm right.

A genuine coincidence always means bad luck for me; it's my only superstition.

When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us.

It was a little skirmish across a century.

A great deal has been written about the forthrightness of the moderns shocking the Victorians, but there is no shock like the one which the forthrightness of the Victorians can give a modern.

Good doctors get a mechanic's pleasure in making you tick over.

Once sex rears its ugly 'ead it's time to steer clear.