The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
Truth is funnier than most things you can make up.
I think bad taste should be a felony.
We are living in the era of the busybody. In ancient Greece, if a person wanted guidance, it involved a long, arduous expensive journey to consult the oracle at Delphi. Today, if you want guidance, all you have to do is unplug your ears.
I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.