Probably is not a word I like to hear when I'm talking about our chances of recouping a huge investment.

... blueprints are like pets and children -- difficult to appreciate or understand unless they're yours.

Show dogs and their handlers remind me of Brooke Shields and her mother: an incredibly disheveled person tethered to an impeccably groomed animal.

Remodeling is like pulling a loose thread on a cheap sweater - the job keeps unraveling.

I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.

It seems to be a rule of life that the less qualified you are to give counsel, the more counsel you give.

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.