[To Jean Harlow, who repeatedly mispronounced her first name:] No, no, Jean. The t is silent, as in Harlow.
My sort of looks are of the kind that bore me when I see them on other people.
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends
Too much brilliance has its disadvantages, and misplaced wit may raise a laugh, but often beheads a topic of profound interest.
It is not dying, but living, that is a preparation for Death.
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.