She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
the announcement that you are going to tell a good story (and the chuckle that precedes it) is always a dangerous opening.
Symbols are the imaginative signposts of life.
[On spiritualism:] I always knew the living talked rot, but it's nothing to the rot the dead talk.
[On Austen Chamberlain:] He is more loyal to his friends than to his convictions.
[To Jean Harlow, who repeatedly mispronounced her first name:] No, no, Jean. The t is silent, as in Harlow.