Just the dream of every aging has-been actress who slipped out in public is to work with a bunch of gay boys.

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.

I'm a very good screamer, that's for sure.

The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun.

There's a new science out called orthomolecular medicine. You correct the chemical imbalance with amino acids and vitamins and minerals that are naturally in the body

This is my year of the remake. Go for it, see what you can do, guys, why not?

My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.