Just the dream of every aging has-been actress who slipped out in public is to work with a bunch of gay boys.

I remember laughing an inordinate amount of time. Setting up scenes that involve ooze coming out basements, or pigs' heads flying through windows is really fun. How could you not laugh?

My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.

I love horror movies because they're really fun. They tap into those wonderful primal emotions.

I wandered around not knowing what I was doing in The Great Waldo Pepper and feeling pretty lost, and they rightly cut my part down. I don't think I was in very good emotional shape. I think I was a bit of a mess. I'd done about six movies back-to-back, and was in a state of complete exhaustion.

The thing about the wacky fans is that they're really sweet.