Nothing sinister. Just getting exercise. Although some might consider that sinister.
I'd rather dig a ditch than go to a dinner party with people I don't know.
How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.
I haven’t had Botox because my face is a bit lopsided and I depend on keeping everything animated so that people don’t notice.
I knew it, I just knew it! The person who had the job of writing my life's dialogue used to work on a very low budget soap opera.
Although will never love anyone again, don't want to become bitter. Or creative.