The human heart will never wrinkle

Friendships take work. Use disagreements as opportunity to come out better on the other side

I do not like to employ secretaries that have more wit than myself. I am afraid to make them write all my nonsense.

It is day by day that we go forward; today we are as we were yesterday and tomorrow we shall be like ourselves today. So we go on without being aware of it, and this is one of the miracles of Providence that I so love.

I know of no sorrow greater than that occasioned by a delay of the post.

We like no noise unless we make it ourselves.

matrimony is a very dangerous disorder; I had rather drink.