I do not like to employ secretaries that have more wit than myself. I am afraid to make them write all my nonsense.

It is the fine rain that soaks us through.

We must always live in hope; without that consolation there would be no living.

I do not like to employ secretaries that have more wit than myself. I am afraid to make them write all my nonsense.

matrimony is a very dangerous disorder; I had rather drink.

There is no real evil in life, except great pain; all the rest is imaginary, and depends on the light in which we view things

Religious people spend so much time with their confessors because they like to talk about themselves.