If there's one thing I know, it's men. I ought to. It's been my life's work.

You're only as good as your last picture.

I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh.

No vice is so bad as advice.

I'll have my double chins in privacy.

My instinct has always been to turn drawbacks into drawing cards.

There are very few persons who would think of inquiring into the private life of the newspaper dealer at the corner, or the druggist, or the doctor, or even a Mah Jong partner, but the moment one belongs to the theatrical profession, the public usually feels cheated unless it knows one's inmost thoughts of love.