Sell your soul to yourself. You'll make more money.

I'm thinking about entering a Marilyn Manson costume contest to see if I lose.

I spent hours flipping through the stations, watching Pat Robertson preach about society’s evils and then ask people to call him with their credit card number.

If things are too perfect, people are always so afraid that it's going to change, so they ruin it themselves.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

Nowhere in the Gospels is intelligence praised as a virtue.

I'll pretend that I want you for what is on the inside.