If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours.

God will grovel before me, God will crawl at my feet.

If you intend to create something that people will observe and listen to, you've got to listen to them first.

I think guilt is the biggest problem in America, people are always feeling guilty about being themselves. You can't say what you want because it's not politically correct. You can't look like you want because you, the people at the office aren't going to like you and so on.

I read all the great philosophers but most people just hear what they want to hear and it makes it easy for them to brand us devil worshippers.

If i believed in an outside force that we wanted to call God - and i believe that there is one. i think God would appreciate what i say, because i can't see God wanting to create a world full of idiots

If anybody wants to be a rock star they've gotta try hard enough. They're not gonna get it handed to them