What doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar.

I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will.

The time that people aren't expecting what's going to happen, I find that's the best time to really cause the damage that needs to be done.

The word 'Antichrist', to me, is the collective disbelief in god.

I still get excited performing live. When you see the immediate reaction from a crowd, its like being a theater performer, its something you can't get from being a writer or being an ad man ... its almost ritualistic.

My first memories of religion were being taken to Episcopal church. My father was Catholic, but my mother, I believe, was Episcopal. So I sort of veered off into the watered-down version of Catholicism.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.