He's just simply John5 because he's the fifth person that we've hired. In the future, everyone will have numbers instead of names

If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours.

What I know is my music gets blamed for school shootings.

I'm chaos, I've always been chaos, my point on Earth is chaos.

There's days when I'd love everybody to relize that things have gone too far, and we need to be born again...but there are other days when I think the world deserves to be destroyed. Why should I help anybody? Everybody's stepped on me my whole life.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Not only are love and hate such closely related emotions, but it's a lot easier to hate someone you've cared about than someone you never have.