If things are too perfect, people are always so afraid that it's going to change, so they ruin it themselves.

I did vote Obama. But I've never believed in the authenticity of the two-party system.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

If what you do is being threatened as a profession, that could be scary. But that's the same reason why I walked out on stage many times after receiving death threats. I couldn't live without doing what I wanted to do. So at the same time I have to be willing to die for it.

...the devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us. So don't expect the end of the world to come one day out of the blue - it's been happening every day for a long time.

I spent hours flipping through the stations, watching Pat Robertson preach about society’s evils and then ask people to call him with their credit card number.

I'm a teen distortion, survived abortion.