I view my job as being someone who is supposed to piss people off. I don't want to be just one-of-the-guys. I don't want to be just a smiling face you see on television presenting some vapid kind of easily-digestible garbage.

I'll pretend that I want you for what is on the inside.

I get shocked by people smoking cigarettes sometimes. i get shocked by watching talk shows. people's moralities are so far below what i would consider standard.

But what's real? You can't find the truth. You just pick the lie you like best. As long as you know that everything's a lie, you can't hurt yourself.

Marilyn is real. I wake up and I am Marilyn.

The genius of art finds sanctuary among children and madmen to survive.That is who we are.

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.