Nowhere in the Gospels is intelligence praised as a virtue.

I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.

The time that people aren't expecting what's going to happen, I find that's the best time to really cause the damage that needs to be done.

My first dissatisfaction has always been with religion.

I did have a Huggy Beardoll. One of his legs fell off. That empty leg became a place where, when we were doing a lot of drugs on tour at one point, we would store the drugs in his empty leg. That's where the term 'dancing with the one-legged man' on Smells Like Children came from, because whenever anyone was doing drugs we called it the 'dance of the one-legged man.' That became a ritualistic thing that was funny for awhile.

I never wanted it to end this way, but flies will lay their eggs.