Anyone who thinks they're happy should really see a doctor, because there is no reason to be happy.

If things are too perfect, people are always so afraid that it's going to change, so they ruin it themselves.

There are people accusing me that I'm sick, that I'm a danger to morals, western civilization and basically everything under the sun. And they've got these wild stories about me, completely off the wall, completely untrue. They thought them up and it makes you wonder what goes on in their brain, but of course, they don't consider themselves sick. They think they're normal because they don't dress like I do.

I'm so famous, people expect me to sell as many records as Celine Dion or Puff Daddy.

The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at.

I am not as self-abusive in the manner of walking off stage bleeding. But as far as attitude, I feel that Twiggy and I have finally gotten back to the point of being brothers and clicked back into the place where we really enjoy feeding off each other onstage like we did when we started out.

I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will.