I'm not a role model. I'm a role villain.

If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours.

I wanna outrace the speed of pain.

Part of me is afraid to get close to people because I'm afraid that they're going to leave.

I spent hours flipping through the stations, watching Pat Robertson preach about society’s evils and then ask people to call him with their credit card number.

One hates what one fears.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.