I did have a Huggy Beardoll. One of his legs fell off. That empty leg became a place where, when we were doing a lot of drugs on tour at one point, we would store the drugs in his empty leg. That's where the term 'dancing with the one-legged man' on Smells Like Children came from, because whenever anyone was doing drugs we called it the 'dance of the one-legged man.' That became a ritualistic thing that was funny for awhile.

I don't like fun, it upsets me.

Christians are a lot like dinosaurs - about to become extinct.

The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.

I always had the desire to entertain people, whether it was to make 'em laugh or to scare 'em or stir things up just to cause problems.

I'll pretend that I want you for what is on the inside.

The word 'Antichrist', to me, is the collective disbelief in god.