I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

I'm absolutely not looking for someone who agrees with me about everything or someone who wants to please me by believing what I believe.

If you die and enough people are watching, then you become a martyr, you become a hero, you become well-known.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

I always had the desire to entertain people, whether it was to make 'em laugh or to scare 'em or stir things up just to cause problems.

You look a certain way because you want people to listen to you in a certain way.

A lot of people don't want to make their own decisions. They're too scared. It's much easier to be told what to do.