I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

I'm kind of shy, and I think that I take that out by performing in front of a lot of people. That's how I get out my shyness.

I'm a confession that is waiting to be heard

I always had the desire to entertain people, whether it was to make 'em laugh or to scare 'em or stir things up just to cause problems.

As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any other way to snap society out of its Christianity- and media-induced coma.

There's no reason to change what you are, but if you're not being you, then you need to acknowledge that.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.